All these freshman girls talk about are boys BOYS fuhmuckin boys. I wish I could line them all up and slap them into reality. 

“He grabbed my ass and…then he tongued…then my dad walked in while we were..”

Seriously, loose girls like y’all are the reason teenage pregnancy is such a problem here. Calm your titties and buy some birth control at least. Or how about you control your hormones and avoid being labeled as “that girl that sucked off every guy she dated”.